The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Being sick gives you an abnormal focus by limiting your mobility, your will, and your energy.
While I was laying prone in this debilitating state, I watched "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane", one of the worst movies ever made.
Everything about the movie was bad. The script sucked, the action was lame, the acting horrible.
The worst part was Andrew Dice Clay. No matter what the tone of scene: tragic, melodramatic, tense; he would drop one of his famous vulgar, and in every scene, totally inappropriate, one-liners. I feel bad for every actor who had to work with him.
I assume either everyone involved with this film was using cocaine, from the accountants to craft services, which fooled them all that they were making something viewable. A friend mentioned to me that whenever any film introduces cocaine at any point of the story, it is a guarantee that the entire production staff is using.
I think a less believable but more plausible explanation is that that Dice had found a magic lantern and with his first wish, he said he wanted to be a famous comedian, and instead of making him actually funny, the genie warped reality so people would laugh at his jokes. His second wish was to make a big Hollywood film, and the genie created Ford Fairlane.
Dice's third wish was that he wanted people to like him for himself and the genie turned reality back to normal.
P.S. Why did I watch the movie? I always wanted to see it because when it was originally released, because as a teen, I was susceptible to the heavy marketing geared for idiots like me, and that Lauren Holly was smoking hot:
While I was laying prone in this debilitating state, I watched "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane", one of the worst movies ever made.
Everything about the movie was bad. The script sucked, the action was lame, the acting horrible.
The worst part was Andrew Dice Clay. No matter what the tone of scene: tragic, melodramatic, tense; he would drop one of his famous vulgar, and in every scene, totally inappropriate, one-liners. I feel bad for every actor who had to work with him.
I assume either everyone involved with this film was using cocaine, from the accountants to craft services, which fooled them all that they were making something viewable. A friend mentioned to me that whenever any film introduces cocaine at any point of the story, it is a guarantee that the entire production staff is using.
I think a less believable but more plausible explanation is that that Dice had found a magic lantern and with his first wish, he said he wanted to be a famous comedian, and instead of making him actually funny, the genie warped reality so people would laugh at his jokes. His second wish was to make a big Hollywood film, and the genie created Ford Fairlane.
Dice's third wish was that he wanted people to like him for himself and the genie turned reality back to normal.
P.S. Why did I watch the movie? I always wanted to see it because when it was originally released, because as a teen, I was susceptible to the heavy marketing geared for idiots like me, and that Lauren Holly was smoking hot:
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